Tuesday, May 22, 2018

New National Monument Under
Construction in the District of
Columbia
Texas Party Barge Blake Farenthold May Not Legally Dock 
at the Calhoun Port Authority
Adventures in Aestheticism #27
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #732
Joey Gibson
A Page Out of Trump's Playbook
Nancy and Sluggo love to play Endgame, in which
 they wait for Trump to start World War III and win
 the Nobel Peace Prize.
Not all White Trash is poor.  Elliott Broidy, for
example, is a multimillionaire.
There's nothing slower than a
Slow Pedant, so expect delays.
Amou Haji, an octogenarian Iranian who hasn't bathed in 
60 years, says he will blend U. S. sanctions with dog poop 
and smoke it.
'Tis But a Scratch
Raising Hell One Inch at a Time

Monday, May 21, 2018

Adventures in Aestheticism #26
Then came the Rapture and this hockey player
was left behind.
Big Boy Pompeo Vows to Crush Iran
Give Money to Governor Abbott, Win a Texas-Made Shotgun,
Shoot Up a School
NASA Crawler Daydreams about
Popping a Wheelie
"Just because I'm evil doesn't mean I didn't choose
 to be ugly."

Sunday, May 20, 2018

 He didn't want to blow anything up, so while many 
wore Guy Fawkes masks, Sluggo wore a Guy Fawkes's
 wife mask.

Saturday, May 19, 2018

Warm Scuzzies #806
Vickers Cunningham
Pull the Tweeting Trumpnik Doll's string,
and it says, "No Collusion!  No Obstruction!".
"There is nothing quite as wonderful as money!
There is nothing like a newly minted pound!
Everyone must hanker for the butchness of a banker
It's the currency that makes the world go round!"
Bond Villain @ Fort Knox Sez: 'In Gold We Trust'
How New Yorkers Dealt with Aaron Schlossberg, 
the Ranting Lawyer: a Metalachi Party

Friday, May 18, 2018

Virtual Care Package
"Lord, I sent my thoughts and prayers.  That's
all I've got!"
Regime Change in Hawaii
Trump: "He speaks in the third person."
Bill Gates: "Who's he?"
Trump: "Me."
If Mo Brooks's brain fell into the ocean, the sea level 
wouldn't rise, but his IQ would go up.
Scott Pruitt Putting On His Magic Grifter Glasses
The Look on Trump's Face When Bill Gates Is 
Explaining the Difference Between HIV and HPV