Monday, June 26, 2017

Revival of 'Hair Battle Spectacular' Rumored
Alt-Right Demonstrators Flash Sign of the Three-Eared
Booger Flicker
Now Hanging on the Wall in All 35 White House Bathrooms
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #95
Steve Mnuchin
Ivanka Trump Sez:  "I try to stay out of politics and
footwear litigation."
Will America replace Obamacare with
Trump Calls Obama Copycat,
Claims Copyright on the Word
Observers Say Brit Hume's Frown 'Not a Crime,'
Just 'Highly Inappropriate'

Sunday, June 25, 2017

All three of Steve Mnuchin's wives obviously married
him for his rugged good looks.
Come Now, and Let Us Reason Together
Be Yoooge!

Saturday, June 24, 2017

Trump May Exit Peace Talks after Mahmoud Abbas Mocked 
Jared Kushner's Amateurish Prince Albert Necktie Knot
154 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes and 25 seconds
 into the Trump Administration and he was 
already mainlining acid.
Oh, the Exhausting Life of the World's Ugliest Dog
"What's up with him?"
"Oh, he made the mistake of taking a drink every time 
Trump has lied since the inauguration."
Confessions of a Designated Clown Car Driver
I'm Donald Trump and I Approve This Message
"Smile, gentlemen, for this will probably
 be the world's first---and last---selfie."
Why Cameras Are No Longer Allowed in the White 
House Press Room

Friday, June 23, 2017

Southern Cassowary No Longer the 
Most Dangerous Bird on Earth
I Know Lies, I Have the Best Lies
World's Worst Yobs #384
Avik Roy
Linda Lovelace had her clit in her throat; 
Donald Trump has his anus under his nose.
Give Jazz Shaw enough time and he'll embrace
 Trump's lies based on his born-again premise 
that Lying is Good.
Our National Treasure
Yes, Virginia, There Really Is a Death Panel
"I'll be damned!" exclaimed Hatchethead.  And he was.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

'Here's What's in the Senate GOP's Health Care Bill'
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If Jared Kushner Looked Like His Voice Sounds
Click My Bait, Rubes and Rubees!
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #689
Dan Bishop