Wednesday, April 25, 2018

They Were Both Dragon Energy
Another Pizzagate? Anti-Gay Memories Pizza Parlor
 Is No More
Bridget Phetasy wore a Tucker Carlson
t-shirt in Los Angeles for a week before
someone said to her, "You must shop at
Goodwill."
At the White House state dinner, Michael Kors® showed 
the world what's new for spring.
BREAKING: Two Birds Killed with One Stone
Trump Stands Behind Ronny Jackson
Like Little Egypt, Chris Christie walks, he talks, he
crawls on his belly like a reptile.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

It was hard to tell if Kevin Williamson was crawling
out of the woodwork or crawling back in.
Warm Scuzzies #799
George Clayton
"You say, Mr. Pompeo, that if the Rapture occurs during your
term as Secretary of State,  you would have to step down.
Should your opponents view this as a calamity or a blessing?"
In the words of Sarah Huckabee Sanders,  
"The problem itself is growing and getting bigger.” 
Old Stoner Age Icons Say Marijuana Is Out, Unpasteurized 
Dairy Products Are In
"I will fear no evil: for Gnome Chomsky
 art with me."
Natural Born Yeti Killer
Germany in 1938? No, America in 2018.
Jean-François Millet's Masterwork Gets an Update
Canine Humor

Monday, April 23, 2018

Nancy Magritte
'Rand Paul Flips on Pompeo’s Secretary of State 
Nomination After Speaking with Trump'
Yeti Cuts Ties with NRA
No more Super Big Gulps for Sarah Palin. 
She's now detoxing with Teami Skinny Tea.
"We aren’t going to talk about hypotheticals that don’t
 exist," said the hypothetical Sarah Huckabee Sanders on 
Saturday Night Live.
Until he spoke, Trump's fans thought he was giving the
White Power salute.
In the World of Alternative Facts, Kellyanne Conway's
face sank a thousand ships. 

Sunday, April 22, 2018

Trump's Rescue Rangers
Kellyanne Conway Melts Down When Asked 
About Her Husband’s Anti-Trump Tweets
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #115
Paul Joseph Watson
Know Your Blunt Instruments
Mitt Romney Steampunk Etch a Sketch Comes in 
Second at Utah GOP Nominating Convention
Eisenhower warned us about the Military-Industrial
Complex.  He didn't warn us about the Political-
Entertainment Complex.
Texas Tough
No, Trump, Mar-a-Lago is a golf resort.  This is the
Southern White House.

Saturday, April 21, 2018

Trump Denies Report That He Calls Sessions ‘Mr. Magoo’
Donald Trump has been afraid of Roger Stone for years.
Trump Denies Calling Mr. Magoo 'Jeff Sessions'
No one could verbally abuse women
like Little Big Man.
Ted Cruz is Mr. the Toady.
Missouri Governor Eric Greitens Buffs His Résumé with 
Another Felony Charge, Says He's Increasing His Chances 
of Landing a Job in the Trump Administration
No one could imagine someone who could defraud the
entire universe until Trump came along.