Thursday, October 19, 2017

Christopher Rey 'Big Dozer' Monzon Arrested for
Impersonating a White Supremacist
"I'm a good little doggie."
Trump Trolls Take Time Out to Visit Russia's 
Facebook National Monument
Cat Blogger Wishing Kevin Drum a Happy Birthday
"Trump says your check is in the mail."
It's easy to spot Melania Trump's body double: her eyes are
 a dead giveaway.

Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Imagine Trump as an agent of the Democratic Party whose
 assignment is to destroy the GOP. Now that's a conspiracy
 theory worth the paranoia!
In these times, 'Black Republican' is an oxymoron---
with emphasis on the 'moron'.
Raqqa Is a Wreqqa
"Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said
 to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof).
Sad!"
“Those of you who won’t stand for our flag, who won’t stand for 
our national anthem, who hate our country so much, just leave!”

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #118
Marc Faber
Paul Ryan was always amused when Trump did his
Reverend Gene Scott impression.
Know Your Nationalists
World's Worst Yoobs #189
Katherine Timpf
Tom Marino, Ex-Drug Czar Nominee, Accepts Fate as
Tool of Big Pharma and Facilitator of Opioid Epidemic
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #704
Justin Forsman
“Obamacare is finished. It’s dead. It’s gone. You shouldn’t
 even mention it. It’s gone. There is no such thing as 
Obamacare anymore.”
You will be sorry if you ask Stephania Hicks to pump, instead
 of scoop, the cheese out of a nacho cheese dispenser.
"M&Ms melt in mouth, not in hand."

Monday, October 16, 2017

Bettina Rodiguez Aguilera, Florida GOP candidate, says
she would have raised more campaign funds had she not
been repeatedly abducted by UFOs.
The Politico Illustrated #57
'Florida's Senate race shaping up as a clash of titans'
Warm Scuzzies #749
Tom Marino
Robert and Rebekah Mercer, Spawn of Max Headroom
Trump Sez: “I was recently asked if Crooked Hillary is 
going to run in 2020? My answer was, 'I hope so!'”
As Yastreblyansky points out, economists rarely agree on 
anything, but 7 out of 10 economists agree that Arthur Laffer
 is an idiot.
The Sins of Weinstein Stimulate Trumpnik Demand to
Bomb North Korea
Remember the guy who always showed up late 
for your Mickey Mouse Club meetings?
The Politico Illustrated #56
'Deficit hawks trampled in GOP tax cut stampede'

Sunday, October 15, 2017

Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuses #103
Ben Ferguson
Rex Tillerson Sez: "I checked. I'm fully intact."
How long do you think it will take for the GOP to change
 its name to the Christian White Nationalist Party?
Nikki Lockjaw and the Great U.N. Caper
Believe it or not, Trumpniks are crazier than Trump.
Only in the Age of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian would you
 see a headline like this: "Tillerson Denies Castration, but 
Not Calling President 'Moron'."
Kellywise the Dancing Clown Sez: "Hi, Georgie! 
Aren't you going to say 'Hello'?"
Scottish Tweeters Augment Trumpian Nomenclature
A bird seen frequently on golf courses
is the Red-Billed Meatsack.