It wasn't so much that Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg was
passed over to replace Hillary Clinton in the Senate that
so stung the Kennedy clan. It was that Tracy Flick was
chosen instead.
Barack the Magic Negro Turns Rush Limbaugh into
Hugo Chavez Supporter
In America, everyone is presumed innocent until
proven guilty, except Two-Face and Congressional
Republicans.
The Unexpurgated Bible #20
"And again I say unto you, It is easier for the First Family to
go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter
into the kingdom of God."
One would think President Obama could find someone who is not a defense-contractor lobbyist, like William Lynn, to be Deputy Defense Secretary. But to think that way would betray a fundamental lack of understanding of the military-industrial complex and how it works.
American Empire #42
National Security Secrets
"Hee, hee, hee! Stop, stop! That tickles!"
Rush Limbaugh Punished for Saying,
"We Have to Bend Over, Grab the Ankles"
Friday, January 23, 2009
The next time you hear someone pissing and
moaning about an episode of 'projectile vomiting',
tell them to remember Jackie Bibby.
"Did you see my name on the Forbes list of 'The 25
Most Influential Liberals in the U. S. Media'? Of
course not! The whole point of that list was to
create a red herring to throw everybody off the
scent of who really calls the shots in the media."
World's Worst Yobs #71
Bill O'Reilly
Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941? No, the arrest
of Rod Blagojevich on December 9, 2008.
It has been confirmed that John Thain can
walk, chew gum, and spend $1.2 million
redecorating his office, all at the same time.
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #3
Jim Bunning
"See, I don't look a bit like the Wicked Witch
of the West, do I?"
Were Victor Frankenstein to build a monster which
would be the stereotypical 'Republican Fat Cat', it
would look just like Rush Limbaugh, wouldn't it?
Q: How many Democrats does it take to replace
a New York Senator?
A: First determine how many Aggies it takes to
change a light bulb, then multiply times two.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The Politico Illustrated #7
"Obama flashes irritation in press room visit"
The Potrzebie Prize #9
Chief Justice Receives Plaudits for
Original Understanding of the
Presidential Oath of Office
World's Worst Yobs #70
Brent Bozell
I Remember Dubya #2
When he learned how to interlace his
fingers, Dubya believed everybody
ought to know how to do it.
Sully Refuses to Give Hitch Tongue; Hitch Assaults