World's Worst Jobs #94 British Extreme Ride Vomit Cleaner
Scott Johnson is thought to be the last man in America to learn the 'naughty' meaning of teabagging. Next up for Scott: the 'naughty' meaning of Johnson.
If you're thinking of taking his picture, don't ask Mike Allen to stop mugging for the camera. This is just the way he looks all the time and he can't do a damn thing about it.
Brethren and
Sistern
Hugo Chavez Declares Barack Obama to Be Sulphur-Fume-Free
There are lawyer jokes and then there are lawyers who are jokes. Exemplum gratia: David Rivkin.
Friday, April 17, 2009
Off-hand, you wouldn't say Steven Bradbury looks like a torturer. But looks can be deceiving, can't they?
U. S. Victory in Iraq War Now in Its Seventh Year; Generalissimo Francisco Franco Still Dead After 34 Years
Ever wondered what an Asshat looks like?
Statue of Flibberty-Gibberty
"You're traveling through another dimension -- a dimension not only of sight and sound but of insanity. A journey into a crazy land whose boundaries are that of fevered imagination. That's a signpost up ahead---your next stop: the Fox News Zone!"
Even donkeys don't get along in Afghanistan.
Guatemalan Officials Unable to Explain Why Murderer Axel Danilo Ramirez Espinoza Is Called 'Smiley'
Jay Bybee, author of one of the torture memos, is now a judge of the United States Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit. It could have been worse. It's possible he would now be sitting on the Supreme Court, using his sophistic skills to torture the Constitution.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Although there is no truth to the rumor that he was the Ivory Snow baby, there is some evidence for the belief that Rod Dreher has always preferred soap to detergent.
Tea Parties Exposed as Brazen Hucksterism by Countercultural Entrepreneur
Intellectual Making Sure His Head Is On Straight
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #34 Rick Perry
Texas Governor Diagnosed with Malignant Calhounism
We've all read, or at least heard of, Homer's Illiad
and Virgil's Aeneid. The same cannot be said of
Jethro's Ponzistein, the first known instance of
Epic Fail in world literature.
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Among teabaggers, there are Literalists and Figurativists. This is a Literalist.
Some people read a dull book to fall asleep. Others read John Hinderaker's blog.
James Franco Demonstrating How Not to Be Seen at a Tea Party
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #33 James Hanson (aka Uncle Jimbo)
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Michael Chertoff's Body Double Reminds Michelle Malkin and All Other Rightwing Extremists What He Said Back on February 18, 2006: "Don't Fuck with Skeletor!"
Utilizing the new 'fast-track option' for canonizing saints of the church, Pope Benedict has just named Rick Santelli as the Patron Saint of Teabaggers.
When Glenn Beck enunciates the second of his Nine Principles--'I believe in God and He is the Center of my Life'--you can better understand
Fox News Headline #3 'Tea Party Protesters Gird for Possible Liberal Backlash' (Editor: "It's unclear to me if this is supposed to be a picture of girded Tea Party protesters or possible liberal backlashers.")
Why do you suppose it's so natural for Dana Perino, one of President Bush's press secretaries, to be hired by Burson-Marsteller, the global PR firm headed by Mark Penn, chief strategist for most of Hillary Clinton's unsuccessful campaign for President? Could it be Dana, like Mark, only got into politics for the money? Could be.
Looking at Edward Liddy's face is all it takes to understand why the CEO of AIG has spent millions of our tax dollars hiring top guns from Burson- Marsteller and Hill & Knowlton to burnish his clotted and lumpen image.
"Game over, Norm! Game over!"
"Oh God, I almost died from that surgical misadventure. I went in for a routine hemorrhoidectomy and some ham- handed surgeon removed both of my hermorrhoids instead."
DHS Office of Intelligence and Analysis Releases Assessment of Rightwing Extremism, Raises Threat Level to 'Cantaloupe'
If you're going to one of the Tea Parties tomorrow, you might run into Miriam Grossman. She'll be easy to spot. Just look for the protester clad only in a full-length mink coat and stethoscope.
Phil Spector Collides with 'Wall of Sound' Once Too Often
"If you are planning simultaneous tea bagging all around the country," says David Shuster, "you’re going to need a Dick Armey."
After someone reminded him of what happened to the 'good guys' the last time there was a showdown at the Alamo, Glenn Beck wisely cancelled his scheduled Tea Party appearance.
Remember how Tom Daschle's malodorous lobbying made you want to puke? Well, Dick Gephardt's lobbying smells the same.
Did you know corporate lobbyists can buy rightwing grassroots by the square yard?
Monday, April 13, 2009
Further Proof That Ostentatious Penitence Is Even Less Effective Against Smoking Than Nicorette
Mantis Stops Preying, Becomes Umphrey's McGee Fan
As you know, Thomas Paine is being held hostage on the Glenn Beck Program for the third straight day. Meanwhile, President Obama has just announced, “We remain resolved to halt the piracy of American history by Fox News." What will be the outcome of this protracted standoff? Stay tuned!
Obama Pledges to Halt Piracy; Director Gore
Verbinski Jumps Ship, Announces He Won't
Return for Fourth Pirates of the Caribbean Film
Gah! Something's always breaking! They obviously don't make things like they did in the good ol' days! Must be that 'planned obsolescence', or whatever it is they now call it.
When asked how he thought Governor Palin
looked in her Arctic Cat leathers,
Wayne Anthony Ross, nominee for Alaska's attorney general, replied excitedly , "She was provocative! She looked really good, didn't she?"