"So I didn't get elected Mayor of New York City. Big ducking feel! But I also didn't spend $90 million, like Michael Bloomberg did, nor am I, the Naked Cowboy, nearly as loony as Jon Voight, the Midnight Cowboy."
Remember Kenneth Gladney? If not, it's probably because people don't even get a full fifteen minutes of fame these days. It's now down below ten minutes and, sad to say, still dropping.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #38 Ken Eliasberg and Lou Dobbs
Post Office Will Not Deliver Without Proper Postage
As was apparent, Pascal Couchepin had committed one faux pas too many.
Have you ever wondered what eventually happened to Mr. Potato Head?
"Oh, yeah? Well, I hope YOU die from being pricked by a venomous catfish!"
After twenty-nine years, the Wendy's burger chain
is leaving Japan. Meanwhile, after sixty-four years, the U. S. military is staying.
The only thing missing from the chest of our nation's
most elite warrior is a single drop of blood. Why is that?