Saturday, December 04, 2010

Spider-Man Accused of Smuggling Tarantulas into the U.S.
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #93
Dana Loesch and Les Phillip
President Obama Shifts Strategy, Adopts Risky
Hope-a-Dope Fighting Style
Split Lip Rayfield

Split Lip Obama

Friday, December 03, 2010

Warm Scuzzies #124
Library of Congress
World's Worst Yobs #198
Douglas Holtz-Eakin
"That's Sodom.  Gomorrah's over there."
Theodore Bilbo Baggins,
Racist Hobbit
Rightbloggers and Other
Internet Biohazards #78
The National Association of Rural Landowners
Most people get 'Toasted Skin Syndrome' from laptops resting
on their thighs.  Looking at his face makes you wonder where
John Boehner's laptop rests.
Deficit Panel Dreadlocked
Factoid of the Hour #10
One teaspoon of the matter in the neutron star at the
center of the Crab Nebula weighs 500 million tons.
"Before I was born, my right to life was absolute.  After I was
born, my right to life was relative.  Did I do something wrong?"
Governor of Arizona as Seen by
Recipients of Brewercare
NASA Scientists Announce Discovery of
Arsenic-Based Life Form
Nicknamed 'USS John McCain', this feline totally rejects new
research which suggests that dogs are smarter than cats.
Homicide and Suicide in Celebration, Florida, the Town That
Disney Built; "But Still No Bedbugs," Mayor Says
"O why did I say 'chicken crap'? 
I meant to say 'chicken crepe'!"

Thursday, December 02, 2010

World's Worst Yobs #197
Jonathan Capehart
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #248
Bradlee Dean
The nation learned today that the DADT review
 has neither changed John McCain's mind nor
 repealed the Law of Gravity.
Warm Scuzzies #123
Jeff Bezos
Bye, Ken!  We'll call you the next time the kitchen sink gets
clogged or the toilet won't flush.
Backslappers with Dirty Faces #2
Maria Cino
According to the Urban Dictionary, 'sketchy' means
'creepy, iffy, fairly unsafe, an air of uncertainty, not
kosher, and just generally something or someone that
you don't want to be associated with.' It is believed that
 this word was created in order to characterize David
Rivera, a newly-elected Republican member of  the
U. S. House of Representatives from Florida.
"The 52 members of the Congressional Tea Party
Caucus, which pledges to cut spending and reduce
 the size of government, requested a total of 764
earmarks valued at $1,049,783,150 during Fiscal
Year 2010. Rep. Denny Rehberg (R-MT) took
the prize as the Tea Partier with his name on the
most earmarks, a total of 88 worth $100,514,200."
Ah, hypocrisy, thy name is Teabagger!
Astronomers now believe there are three septillion stars
in the Universe. That's a three followed by 24 zeroes
(3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000).  If you have
time on your hands and need something to do,
start counting.

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Mark Foley Pondering New Run for Public Office
on 'I Invented Sexting' Platform
Homo Neanderpaulenis, New Species of Genus
Homo, Now Devolving in Kentucky
Ghastly Monsters and Blond Giants #92
David Whitney, Paul Broun, and Nighta Davis
There was a time, not that long ago, when you could tell the
difference between men based on their chins.  There were
men with strong chins and there were men with weak chins.
And then Mitch McConnell came along, the man with no chin.
If you're old enough, you remember when America
was sending Peace Corps volunteers to Third-World
countries in Asia and Latin America.  Well, if you
live long enough, you may well see Peace Corps
volunteers from those erstwhile Third-World--now
becoming First-World--countries being sent to the
United States.  
"What can you possibly tell me about prostitution that I
don't already know?  And don't waste your time talking
 to the voters of Louisiana, because they obviously
know a lot more about it than I do."  
World's Worst Yobs #196
David Harsanyi
'Jurassic Ark', New Creationist Theme Park, to Float on
Kentucky's Whiskey River; "Unlike the Great Flood,
It Never Runs Dry," Promoters Say
"If you're like me," says Lonesome George, 
"every day is Hump Day."
Dowsing Toad
Uncle Buck Embraces Tabitha Hale After Vanquishing
the Saucy Aussie of WikiLeakistan
"Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco!"
Obama Brings Pudding Pop to Knife Fight
Flag Desecration #37
While only 1% of the American people are millionaires,
49% of the members of Congress are.  Calling them
'representatives' is pretty funny, isn't it?
"Harumph!  I can't believe this Tea Party
doesn't have a drive-thru!"
"Can you say, 'Whack Julian'?"

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

"Mr. Shultz, do you, Mr. Nunn, or Mr. Perry know who
the taxidermist was who stuffed Dr. Kissinger?"
Rude Rhymes #41

Swamp Thing

Steve King
Leo Berman Threatening to Usurp Louie Gohmert's Place
as the Dumbest Stump in the Piney Woods of East Texas
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #247
John LeBoutillier