Saturday, August 10, 2013

Joel Naroff in Power Struggle with Defense Secretary
Delacourt for Control of Elysium
"Do you enjoy myself as much as I do?"
"Jeff Bezos isn't Rupert Murdoch, so I don't see any
downside for my clown act at the Washington Post."
Mayor Filner Prematurely Ejaculated from
Intensive Sex Therapy School
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #514
Dave Daubenmire
President Obama Disappointed to Learn He's Not the
Star of Father Knows Best
Unable to find a publisher for his 4-million-word diary that
fills 21,000 pages in 151 volumes that weigh 1,000 pounds,
this British pig scholar is in danger of perishing.

Friday, August 09, 2013

What Was Left of Lawrence O'Donnell After Julia
Ioffe Got Through with Him
The Politico Illustrated #33
'Libertarians' new adversary: Fried Green Al-Qaedas'
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #513
Markwayne Mullin
Megyn Kelly's Cleavage Reportedly
Taking Over Sean Hannity's Time
Slot

Thursday, August 08, 2013

Chinless Mitch and Jesse the Fartsmeller,
Kentucky's Hottest Comedy Duo
Jesse Benton Sez:  "It is truly sick that someone would record
 a private phone conversation I had, unless, of course, the
NSA did it to keep me safe from terrorists."
Huckabee Unplugged

Huckabee Uncorked

Huckabee Unhinged
Warm Scuzzies #419
Cory Booker
Exotic Dancer
 
Exotic President
World Dentifrice Entertainment Presents
The Colgate Giant Vs. Mr. Tooth Decay
He's baaack!
"What is Jesus saying?"
"As best I can make out, He is saying that Glenn Beck will
have Hell to pay for claiming that this painting by Albin
 Veselka will restore Americans' confidence in God, morality,
and the Declaration of Independence."

Wednesday, August 07, 2013

Whiteworld #15
Only white beavers are welcome in Beavercreek, Ohio.

Tuesday, August 06, 2013

Old Men with Guns #12
Rockne Newell
15-Ton Ball of Congealed Fat, Dubbed the 'Limbaugh
Fatberg', Removed from London Sewer after
10-day Operation
Creationist Radio Ad Says Dinosaurs Were on Noah’s 
3-Storey-Tall Ark, Even the 4-Storey-Tall Titanosaurus
After he gets out of rehab, Mayor Bob Filner is expected to
 star in a remake of The Clutching Hand.
Florida Skinhead Anxious to Start Purging
Black-and-Tan Voters Again
George Zimmerman Pulled Over for Speeding in Texas;
DPS Officer Finds O. J. Simpson's Bloody Glove in
Gun Compartment

Monday, August 05, 2013

Floridian Standing His Ground in 2050
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #512
Judge Rudolph Randa
Warm Scuzzies #418
Timothy J. Brewer
A chemical-laden train has derailed in what the engineer
thought was Florida.  It was actually in Louisiana, and
the engineer was Rick Perry.

Sunday, August 04, 2013

Filner in Tartarus
Some racists jump the shark.  Riley Cooper jumps
the fence.