Thursday, September 19, 2013

In Utopia, there will be music, music, music.  That's where
Fearguth will be from today through the weekend.  Expect
him to be back online next Monday.
Senior GOP Leadership Aide Sez:  "It is 
disappointing to see that Wendy Davis
 has more balls than Ted Cruz."
["La révolution dévore ses enfants."]
Congressman Gingrey Launches Kickstarter Project to
Raise Money for His Next Meal

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

“I personally am calling to impeach the
 President of the United States. He is
 arming known terrorists, and people 
like John McCain should be impeached 
as well.  We did not get into bed with 
Hitler to defeat Japan.  Ooo eee, 
ooo ah ah, ting tang, 
walla walla, bing bang!"
Representative Frank Wolf (R-VA):
Not Big, Not Bad, Just Silly

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Headquarters of Omniscient God Discovered
Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #520
Raylan Alleman

Monday, September 16, 2013

White Fox-American Outraged That Brown 
Indian-American Won Miss America
In the world's pecking order, those who get ahead simply
have bigger peckers than others.
Gull Photobombed by Costa Concordia Salvagers
Is Hoochie Cuccinelli losing the governor's race in 
Virginia?  You must admit this question is easier to 
answer than "Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?".
"Larry Summers has pulled out of the Fed race?  Gosh!  Do
you suppose they'll make him give back his old medals, 
like they did Lance?"

Sunday, September 15, 2013

"As Chairman of the Federal Reserve, I would be the 
biggest bankster of them all.  Hmmm."
Paula Deen Makes First Public Appearance Since N-Word
 Scandal; Observers Say She's Uglier Than Ever