Wednesday, February 12, 2014

Tomorrow, Fearguth will arrive at the
Spirit of the Suwannee Music Park
for the purpose of enjoying the Aura 
Music & Arts FestivalHe will be in-
communicado, Internet-wise, until 
Monday, February 17.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Uh-oh!  Somebody better leggo their Eggos!

Monday, February 10, 2014

Now that he evidently intends to escape from New York, 
Sean Hannity might be interested in buying Al Capone's
recently restored Miami mansion.  It's now on sale for 
only $8.45 million.
'850,000-Year-Old Footprints of Man and Dinosaurs 
Found on English Beach'

Sunday, February 09, 2014

How would you like to buy Sean Hannity's house on 
Long Island?  It's for sale, and for $3.6 million, it's 
yours.  The snow is extra.
Maybe if this satirical news site was called The Daily 
California Raisin, not as many people would be fooled 
by it.
"You may be wondering why I called this meeting."
Every Comedian's Nightmare:  The Tough Crowd
107,000 Pounds of 'Diseased, Unsound' Meat Recalled; 
"I Remember the 113th Congress Well," Observer Says
Senator Pat Roberts Sez:  "If you know Kansas the way
I know Kansas, you wouldn't live there, either."