Thursday, April 14, 2016

The Moai are calling Fearguth home
 to Easter Island.  He'll be back 
online by April 18.
The gap between Dennis Prager's left ear and 
right ear is unbridgeable.
Good News for Modern Cats

Wednesday, April 13, 2016

Tyrant of the Three-Wheelers
Octopus Breaks Out of National Aquarium
Cop, Going 172 MPH, Pulls Over Guy Going 171 MPH

GOP Icon Phyllis Schlafly Faces Coup-Coup After
 Trump Endorsement
Ted Cruz Demonstrating Why It Takes Two Hands to
Handle a Whopper
Nicole Russell Being Bombarded by
Feminist Mantras
Governor Pat McCrory (R-NC) to Guest Star in Upcoming 
Episode of The Walking Dead

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

One of the charges against the 400 Democracy Spring
protesters arrested in D.C. was 'incommoding'.  What
if they had been 'outcommoding'?
Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin Uses Sledgehammer 
to Slice Education Budget Pie
The Secret Service will not allow guns in the Quicken Loans
 Arena because they don't want to get caught in the crossfire 
and end up as 'collateral damage'.
Bad Spellers of the World, UNTIE! #173

Monday, April 11, 2016

When even hard-boiled old John Brennan says he would 
refuse to waterboard someone, even if ordered to by the 
President, you begin to suspect that waterboarding 
just might be torture.
Too Scurvy to Jail
When they were on the wagon, you could almost hear
them singing, "Nothing could be finer than to be in 
Doggie Diner in the morning!"
News of the Weird,
Clairvoyant Edition

Sunday, April 10, 2016

“Who’s my li-i-ttle baybee? Are you my littlee baybee? 
Yes, yoooo are!”
Fearguth's Rules of Order #63
Never confuse a Dictionary of Synonyms
with a Thesaurus.
The Day Trump Forgot to Put On His Makeup
Yes You Did!