Saturday, September 17, 2016

Trump went negative. Since he was already negative to start 
with, he began negating a negation and became positive 
he's negative. (Or something to that effect.)
Warm Scuzzies #708
Demetrick Pennie
Asleep at the Spiel
PepĂ© Le Trump Suggests Mr. the Toad's Guards Drop 
Their Weapons to 'See What Happens'
"As Freud might have said, 'Sometimes a monument is
just a monument'."

Friday, September 16, 2016

We know it's common for people to 'Double Down'. 
Even KFC does. But does anyone ever 'Triple Down'?
Donald Trump is not worthy to 
open Barack Obama's coconut.
Wiping away tears of joy, the President accepted Trump's
grant of American citizenship.  He had finally fooled
everybody.
At 100, Diego, the Galapagos Tortoise, says, "I'm a very 
sexually active male reproducer. Just thought you'd like 
to know."
Even Davy Crockett thinks Trump's 'Reverse Raccoon Eyes'
look pretty funny.
Minnesota Trumpnik Humbly Beseeches Thieves to Stop
Stealing His 'Make America Great Again' Flags
Dostoevsky was clairvoyant.
It took Donald Trump five years to change his mind.  One
can only imagine how long it will take Joe Arpaio to do
the same.
Seriously, does Trump look like a White Supremacist?
No, he looks like an Orange Supremacist.
Keep Away from Pets and Small Children

Thursday, September 15, 2016

"Qantas, I was there when you needed me.  Why aren't
you here now that I need you?"
Recipient of Mike Pence's Louisiana Flood Relief Sculpts
 Bust of Donald Trump Out of Play-Doh
His disguise didn't fool anybody when John Boehner was
elected to the board of a leading tobacco company.
"Trump Jr. says his father's tax return would prompt 
too many questions, so it shouldn't be released. 
What a pigeon dance!"
Yes, but not as much as this guy's unused
Ab Roller.
"How cute!  Dan Patrick thinks he's Mr. Ty-D-Bol!"

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

New Trump Campaign Mockumentary Released!
Dweebs, Dorks, and Doofuse #81
Nolan West
Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick, Texas Bathroom Warrior

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Oregon Trumpnik Billy Pitner Sez: "Sometimes I jes git
a hankerin' fer a hangin'."
Matt Bevin, Distinguished Christian Statesman
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #143
The Wild Man from Outer Bevinistan
Not Hillary Clinton's Body Double
LOLTrump
Kaepernick's Antecedent
The Banality of Trump

Monday, September 12, 2016

Big Bigots, Little Bigots #89
Kyle Bristow
Do Not Open Until Christmas
Pepé Le Trump
"Mama, Adnan's in bed playing with his gun again!"
Moon Over the Savanna

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Clinton Regrets Saying 'Half' of Trump Backers Are 
in 'Basket of Deplorables', Says "I Should've Said,
 'Basket of Adorable Deplorables'"
Trump Foundation Pays $20,000 for Life-Size
Portrait of Donald Trump, Tiny Hands and All
"As Giuliani has said, O Lord, 'Until the war is over, 
anything is legal'."
Matt Drudge Descends Brokeback Mountain,
Starts Giving Free Medical Advice on Twitter