Saturday, October 22, 2016

Even the armadillos were praying for
the election to be over.
Cardinal Dolan says there were ‘touching moments’ between 
Clinton and Trump at the Al Smith dinner. Which raises the 
question: Who was touching whom---and where?
Trump Bigliest Sue-er in America
Trump Preparing for Spaghettisburg Address
Donald Trump Doing His Popular Blobfish Impression
World's Worst Yobs #370
Elliot Bougis
Maria Bartiromo's Cleavage Seen as Metaphor for Political 
Divide Separating Republicans and Democrats
Only a flesh wound, yes, but it's yoooge!

Friday, October 21, 2016

Fearguth's Hall of Wackos #673
Gary Heavin
"Orrin and I agree that the 'O' in GOP stands for
'Octogenarian'."
The Unexpurgated Bible #144
"And He said, 'You cannot see Trump's face, for no one 
can see his face and live'."
David Brooks Sez: "The election of 2016 has exposed the 
staleness of the Republican and Democratic ideologies, as 
well as the columns I write for the New York Times."
Rudy Giuliani Said to Be OK After Being Cold-Cocked
by Hillary Clinton
If you need a Genteel Southerner to tell a woman she's
nasty, call Brian Babin (R-TX) and he'll do it with aplomb,
like Matthew McConaughey.
Cardinal Dolan Performing Requiem Mass for 
Trump Campaign

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Now in Doctors' Waiting Rooms 
Throughout the Land
High-Centered Orange Snapper
If a Republican wins, the election was fair and square.  
If a Democrat wins, the election was rigged.
When Apollo spoke, Pythia, the Oracle of Delphi,
would tell the people what he meant. Likewise,
when Trump speaks, Pence, the Oracle of 
Indiana, tells us what he means.
The Trump Campaign: A Tale Well-
Calculated to Keep You in Suspense!
A Tale of Two Gasbags
Donald Trump, Political Suicide Bomber
A Republic If You Can Keep It

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Marco Rubio Threatens to Serve Out Full Senate Term 
If Elected
Warm Scuzzies #711
Tarrant County Republican Party
After being accused by Jill Stein of a 'Disingenuous,
Hypocritical Attack', John Oliver went into hiding.
What's Left of Today's GOP After the Hyperbole, Xenophobia, 
Lies, Hypocrisy, Homophobia, and Conspiracy Theories 
Are Removed
Her grandkids call her 'Big Bubba'.
Waiting for Godot
Boy Talk
Philip Ellender Sez: "Live on the Koch Side of Life!"
Warm Scuzzies #710
Matthew Corder

Tuesday, October 18, 2016

'Trump Predicts 1.8 Million Dead People Will Vote on 
November 8'; Sounds About Right
'Something Is Killing the Scrotum Frogs of Lake Titicaca',
the headline read, but the endangered amphibian was 
not amused.
Dr. Seuss Strikes Back
With a daily circulation of around 20,000, the St. Joseph
News-Press is in the vanguard of those who are unrigging
the media by endorsing Donald Trump.
"That's the last time I'll set foot in the Curl Up and
Dye Hair Salon!"
Good Widdance to Wascal Wasko!
Pussywhipped
Another Roadside Attraction
The Trump Duo Performing 'Stand by Your Man'

Monday, October 17, 2016

Reports of His Being Alive Had Been Greatly Exaggerated
During the day, David Clarke dresses up
as a sheriff.
All That's Wrong with Today's GOP in One Face
Going Down
Harder and Harder to Tell Where the GOP Mascot 
Ends and the Dung Begins
Trump has had a bad influence on the GOP
mascot.
"Look at her, look at her words, you tell me."
--- Donald Trump
Improvised Farting Device John McCain Pledges to Oppose
 Any Supreme Court Nominee Proposed by President 
Hillary Clinton
Calling All Trumpniks! 
If you truly believe the election is rigged, why bother voting on 
November 8?  Your time would be better spent hyperventilating.