Saturday, May 20, 2017

"Remember when you condemned Obama for bowing
to a Saudi king? You were just in your criticism,
for your bow is far bigger than his."
Donald Trump and Obi-Wan Kenobi Deplane in
Saudi Arabia
Jared Kushner: Trump's Factotum and Person of Interest
Now Showing in Theatres
Everywhere
Trump Reveals Highly-Classified, Top Secret Identity
to Saudi Prince
Trumpniks Aboard the Raft of Fools After the Sinking
of the USS Trumpanic
“This is the single greatest witch hunt of a politician 
in American history!”

Friday, May 19, 2017

“I just fired J. Edgar Hoover, the head of the F.B.I. 
He was crazy, a real nut job.”
The Fox News De-Beckel

Thursday, May 18, 2017

Louie and the Gohmerteers Volunteer for Frontline
Duty in the Trump Wars of 2017
Playing with his rude garden gnomes is this Trump 
supporter's favorite time of day.
The Grim Rapper Comes for Mr. Ailes
"We Are Family!" the Russians sang lustily.
Sean Spicer's Best Role Since He Played Dubya's 
Easter Bunny

Wednesday, May 17, 2017

"Go ahead, grab it.  I dare you!"
Do you think David Clarke will look better in
a black hat or a white hat in his new job at 
Homeland Security?
Liz Is Short for Lizard
"Throw out the lifeline with hand quick and strong:
Why do you tarry, why linger so long?
See! Trump is sinking; oh, hasten today
And out with the life boat! Away, then, away!"
"You know, I'm automatically attracted to beautiful 
women.  I'm like a magnet."
Remake of 50s Classic Movie Announced
Spider Eyeing Little Miss Muffet
'Political Schizophrenia Gripping U.S.', Says
Putin's Inner Alien
The Paradoxes of Perspectivism
The Weed of Treachery Bears Bitter Fruit
Putin Indicates Trump's Tapes More
 Entertaining Than Nixon's
Vlad the Impaler Says Trump Did Not Give Precious Bodily 
Fluid to Russian Officials
Alex Jones, Eater of Bunnies, Sez: "H. R. McMaster looks
 like he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Roger Stone Fears Subterranean Conspiracy of
Burrowing Rodents Threatens to Undermine Trump 
Administration
Daddy Hucksterbee's Pride and Joy
Kimberly Guilfoyle's approach to dealing with the White
House press corps promises to be leisurely, laid back, and
have a lot more leg room. 
Is it only a coincidence that Trump was born the same 
year the UFO crashed near Roswell?
Russian News Agency Now Bragging How the 
Two Sergeys Made Trump's Head Explode
Trump Sez: "As President I wanted to share with Russia, 
which I have the absolute right to do, facts pertaining
 to terrorism."
Trump Shares Highly-Classified Code-Word Intelligence 
with Russians
Following Sean Spicer's example, H. R. McMaster is now
hiding behind a White House bush.
Trump's Famous Hat Gets a Makeover
The Day the Russians Told a Joke in the Oval Office 
and Trump Didn't Get It

Monday, May 15, 2017

Oh Bury Me Not Under Old Cliches #3

'Spicer stonewalls questions about whether Trump 
taped FBI's Comey'
Der Großer Mund
Michael Cohen's pic of his daughter
'channeling her Edie Sedgwick' reaches 
Peak Creepy when you realize Sedgwick 
died from barbiturate poisoning when she 
was 28.
"Read this sign, not my lips."
Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You #158
The Naughty Nun Goes to Vatican City
"The Trump Administration is a nightmare,
and I'm loving it!"
Callista Takes an Unselfie
Warm Scuzzies #739
Rodney Frelinghuysen

Sunday, May 14, 2017

White Nationalist Richard Spencer Leads Torch-Bearing 
Mob Defending Statue of Baron Victor Von Frankenstein
Sean Spicer's clever use of camouflage, his ability to blend 
into his environment, renders him virtually invisible.
Rather than drain his body's finite energy resources,
Donald Trump has delegated his exercise function to
Paul Ryan.
Even when he plays Hide-and-Seek, Donald 
Trump cheats.
Truth in Bloviating